Whats the Point of having Royalty?

Monarchies suck. It's like Britain is stuck in the past. We should do a petition and get as many votes as we can so we can call for a referendum and boot the old cow out of Buckingham Palace and turn it into the President's home, cause that's what we'd have if we did'nt have the Queen, we'd be a republic. Awesomeness. Also get rid of the House of Lord's and turn it into the Senate. As for the Prince calling Asians Pakis, after the Monarchy is abolished he becomes just a regular citizen therefore he's fair game, Beat the crap out of him. Forgot to say get us out of the European Union, it is a bureaucratic undemocratic farse that is much like the USSR.